Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

Cloudy skies can’t dim joy as thousands fill nation’s capital for World Pride parade - AP News

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

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I see through liars

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand how hurricane paths work

Harvard scientists issue 'toxic' warning over 'hidden dangers' of protein powders - LADbible

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Astronomers thought the Milky Way was doomed to crash into Andromeda. Now they’re not so sure - The Conversation

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Xbox finally reveals handheld console after decade of speculation - BBC

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Remarks at the Crypto Task Force Roundtable on Decentralized Finance - SEC.gov

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

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I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

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I can count

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I’m Considering Asking My Female Friend to Do Something Many Women Would Never Agree To - Slate Magazine

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

Judge bars Trump administration from deporting family of Boulder attack suspect - The Washington Post

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I can read

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

Scientists Uncover Giant 33-Foot Dinosaur That Could Redefine Jurassic Evolution - Indian Defence Review

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

Judge rejects Newsom’s emergency request to limit Trump LA troop deployment - The Hill

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I don’t cotton to rapists

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I have complete contempt for fakery

I actually pay taxes

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t buy bullshit

I have a reading level above third grade